Observations on a Friday afternoon

Traffic Karma - do you notice that traffic going to work in the morning is always extra light…but going home, its always extra heavy? They should approve an ordinance that says its ok to drink a maximum of 2 alcoholic beverages on your drive home…although that could get sticky with all those silly drunk driving laws.

I hate it when people try to get my attention by pretending to say something aloud to themselves when really they just want you to comment on it. Be a grown-up and just address me like an adult. I don't know what causes people to do this or what the common denominator is. Did your mom ignore you when you were a child? Lack of friends? Constant need to interact with someone? Whatever the case, I hate you and please be quiet.

I'm always floored when people express their opinions on controversial subjects and social issues to people they hardly know. I had a coworker tell me how opposed he is to gay marriage. Now whether you are for or against gay marriage is not my point. My point is: why would you just say this to someone you only know through work? On top of it, it was the first time I've met this guy. You don't know how I feel? Maybe I'm gay? Maybe my brother is? People just shock the hell out of me, I guess.

Its been my experience that whenever someone says "I don't think _____ likes me" but phrases it as a question, they already know the answer.

Don’t you love it when gossipy people get gossiped about? Its really a beautiful thing.

Don't ever come back with "fine…then be that way" because I already am being "that way", dummy.

Anyhow....

I'll leave you with a really good quote I read today:

"Never regret anything because at one point it was exactly what you wanted"