Friday Rants
So the weather here is persistently going to stay in the high 50s/low 60s through…frickin Memorial Day weekend! Thank you very much. I love you, Wisconsin.
Because it’s Friday (and the impending bar gathering with my friend Katie tonight is all I can seem to focus on), I have a bunch of random thoughts floating around. This seems to happen quite often on Fridays and I think I’m starting to notice a trend here. (Note - need to come up with clever Friday/complaining catch phrase).
Why are the Black Eyed Peas still making music? Seriously, who’s listening to them? If you enjoy even the most mainstream rap/r&b songs, even the BEP are going to be too vanilla for you. On the flip, if you don’t like that type of music, the Peas certainly don’t have catchy enough lyrics or beats for you to turn. They’re terrible and Fergie looks like a middle-aged man in Madonna drag. Way to go, Josh Duhamel, for deciding to marry that one…
Is it just me, or are gas prices f*cking going up AGAIN?!?
I hate it when people update you on information that you never cared about – and made it very clear that you didn’t care about - to begin with. Example:
Person A: Do you know who’s yellow coat that is sitting on the chair over there?
Person B: Nope.
Person A: Well its right over by your desk…was it here when you got in this morning?
Person B: Dunno. Been busy, um, working.
(45 minutes later)
Person A: Oh, I guess the coat belonged to the woman who Person X is having a meeting with in the library. I kept wondering, “who would leave such a pretty coat just lying…”
Get the idea?
How come I’ve ran THREE half-marathons in the last month and am still not a size 2? And if you say its all the beer I’ve been drinking, I’m going to smash you in the face. I’ve switched to Miller 64 for christ’s sake…what more do you people want from me???
On a lighter note, bars are starting to get the summer ales in stock which is AWESOME. My favs: Honey Moon (Blue Moon summer brew), Sam Adam’s Summer Ale, Sunset Wheat (only on draft – bottles not as good), and Bud Light Lime (shut up – love it).
Cats are like men. When you live with them, they completely destroy your place – leaving messes, taking stinky craps, eating whatever you leave lying around and getting all your furniture dirty. When they finally break one too many candle holders or dump one too many plants on the ground, you’re about ready to throw them out. Then they curl up next to you in bed on a dreary Friday morning and you realize that the whole “I can do whatever I want” attitude is kinda what you like about them to begin with.
I stayed up way too late watching a movie I Netflixed called “Passengers”. Its supposed to be a Twilight zone-type thriller about an airplane crash and I ended up almost crying at the end. Time to put away the Cabernet, dear…
Quote of the day: “Oh Jesus, she’s a lukewarm mess!”
Because it’s Friday (and the impending bar gathering with my friend Katie tonight is all I can seem to focus on), I have a bunch of random thoughts floating around. This seems to happen quite often on Fridays and I think I’m starting to notice a trend here. (Note - need to come up with clever Friday/complaining catch phrase).
Why are the Black Eyed Peas still making music? Seriously, who’s listening to them? If you enjoy even the most mainstream rap/r&b songs, even the BEP are going to be too vanilla for you. On the flip, if you don’t like that type of music, the Peas certainly don’t have catchy enough lyrics or beats for you to turn. They’re terrible and Fergie looks like a middle-aged man in Madonna drag. Way to go, Josh Duhamel, for deciding to marry that one…
Is it just me, or are gas prices f*cking going up AGAIN?!?
I hate it when people update you on information that you never cared about – and made it very clear that you didn’t care about - to begin with. Example:
Person A: Do you know who’s yellow coat that is sitting on the chair over there?
Person B: Nope.
Person A: Well its right over by your desk…was it here when you got in this morning?
Person B: Dunno. Been busy, um, working.
(45 minutes later)
Person A: Oh, I guess the coat belonged to the woman who Person X is having a meeting with in the library. I kept wondering, “who would leave such a pretty coat just lying…”
Get the idea?
How come I’ve ran THREE half-marathons in the last month and am still not a size 2? And if you say its all the beer I’ve been drinking, I’m going to smash you in the face. I’ve switched to Miller 64 for christ’s sake…what more do you people want from me???
On a lighter note, bars are starting to get the summer ales in stock which is AWESOME. My favs: Honey Moon (Blue Moon summer brew), Sam Adam’s Summer Ale, Sunset Wheat (only on draft – bottles not as good), and Bud Light Lime (shut up – love it).
Cats are like men. When you live with them, they completely destroy your place – leaving messes, taking stinky craps, eating whatever you leave lying around and getting all your furniture dirty. When they finally break one too many candle holders or dump one too many plants on the ground, you’re about ready to throw them out. Then they curl up next to you in bed on a dreary Friday morning and you realize that the whole “I can do whatever I want” attitude is kinda what you like about them to begin with.
I stayed up way too late watching a movie I Netflixed called “Passengers”. Its supposed to be a Twilight zone-type thriller about an airplane crash and I ended up almost crying at the end. Time to put away the Cabernet, dear…
Quote of the day: “Oh Jesus, she’s a lukewarm mess!”
posted by Erica at
10:04 AM
2 Comments:
Yes people still listen to the BEP's music. I ma not a huge fan byt I can;t than d*** "Boom-Boom-Boom" out of my head. But the real question is why are BEP members ending up in motion pictures? I mean Will.i.am pretty much ruined Wolverine. And I never got the hype over Fergie. I think I am the only dude in the world that thinks she is fugly. Oh well.
I grabbed some of that Honey Moon a couple weeks back and enjoyed it. Being someone who doesn't mind Blue Moon, I am glad I finally picked it up to try.
Hi, just started reading your blog...I'm hooked LOL
I also love Bud Light Lime and people give me shit for it. I don't care that stuff is awesome!
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